No harm in asking

Okay so maybe I’m a smart alec, but I find it hilarious to fire off witty answers to general, programmed questions. What I mean is this: you go to the store and the cashier asks, “Did you find everything okay?” A classic Stephen response would be something like, “Well, no, I didn’t find everything. I mean, there’s a lot here! All I was looking for was an ink cartridge.”

So, I was just on the phone with my previous cell phone provider because I needed to cancel my membership (to switch carriers). She was very helpful in assisting me, and at the end of the conversation she asked, “Is there anything else I can do for you?”

“Hmm…” I said, “not unless you’re giving away free bottles of champagne for everybody who cancels their membership.”

…yeah, that was the end of that conversation.


One thought on “No harm in asking

  1. oh stephen… so sarcastic. I bet you made that ladies day though! Something to tell her coworkers about! =)

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